I'm Bailey, prison guard. It's not exactly a choice career... But it's still important! What kind of commotion would be going on without us?!
If there's anything I need to know, tell me and I'll make a memo about it.
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Mar 11, 2011
@ 11:35 pm
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guessimdead said: ...

If you make a memo to find your memos, isn't there a chance you'll lose that memo also?

You’re right… I’ll make a memo to keep track of my memos from now on!


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Mar 11, 2011
@ 11:35 pm
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wedidithoneybee:

viasquaredd:

1000 reblogs = $10
10000 reblogs = $100 .. and so on
Okay, we know, we know, it’s shameless self promotion. We will be using the increased traffic from our website to fund this donation. We will be sending Red Cross the check for the Japan Earthquake and Pacific Tsunami.
UPDATE: We forgot to add what we’d do if someone were to “like” the post. We will combine the reblogs and likes we got from our last post along with the reblogs and likes we get from this post.
We wish we can donate more, but it’s all we can handle. If you would like to donate directly to the cause, please click here.
We will be donating 1 cent per every reblog, 1 cent for every like and 5 cents per every new follower we get. We’ll be sending the check to American Red Cross.
Email us at what@viaSQUARED.com for any questions regarding this.

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wedidithoneybee:

viasquaredd:

1000 reblogs = $10

10000 reblogs = $100 .. and so on

Okay, we know, we know, it’s shameless self promotion. We will be using the increased traffic from our website to fund this donation. We will be sending Red Cross the check for the Japan Earthquake and Pacific Tsunami.

UPDATE: We forgot to add what we’d do if someone were to “like” the post. We will combine the reblogs and likes we got from our last post along with the reblogs and likes we get from this post.

We wish we can donate more, but it’s all we can handle. If you would like to donate directly to the cause, please click here.

We will be donating 1 cent per every reblog, 1 cent for every like and 5 cents per every new follower we get. We’ll be sending the check to American Red Cross.

Email us at what@viaSQUARED.com for any questions regarding this.

 GO GO GO REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

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Mar 11, 2011
@ 11:34 pm
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card-stack said: Oi Bailey,I have a whole stack of your notes behind the trashcan.Just reminding you to go get them.

Oh, thank you! I forgot to make a memo to find my memos…


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Mar 4, 2011
@ 6:39 pm
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changethesituation:

…I do enjoy knocking over houses of cards…

That was you?!

changethesituation:

…I do enjoy knocking over houses of cards…

That was you?!


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Feb 17, 2011
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allakagramarye:

((arggghhhhhh I’ll be back in a few days, internet will be limited))

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Feb 14, 2011
@ 11:30 pm
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Happy Valentine’s Day!

I don’t have a valentine, so I thought I’d share with everyone!


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Feb 13, 2011
@ 6:12 pm
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lynnedetective:

panic-dance:

lynnedetective:

Omigosh!!

The things I miss when I’m in a food coma!

Hi, Bailey! Hi, Inspector Cabanela!!

Hello, Miss Lynne! I thought I’d have the honor of following you here on Tumblr, so… I did!

How have you been?

I’ve been great! I mean. Food coma. Hahaha, I guess that’s what happens when you eat too much chicken, huh?

How are you? I tried to learn your dance, but I can’t seem to get the steps right!

If you’re talking about chicken from the Chicken Kitchen, that’s completely understandable. It’s almost like there’s something in their chicken that keeps you coming back!
…And I’ll find out what their formula is eventually…

It’s looking really good! Keep at it and soon we’ll be able to panic perfectly in time! 

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Feb 13, 2011
@ 6:03 pm
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panic-dance & inspectorcrazywhitecoat started following you

lynnedetective:

Omigosh!!

The things I miss when I’m in a food coma!

Hi, Bailey! Hi, Inspector Cabanela!!

Hello, Miss Lynne! I thought I’d have the honor of following you here on Tumblr, so… I did!

How have you been?

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Feb 13, 2011
@ 2:09 pm
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Day off!

I guess I get a day off every Sunday, but I’m going to take advantage of it today! I usually spend it going through cabinets and writing grocery lists… I need to take a day to enjoy myself.

Would anyone like to, say, meet me somewhere? I need to be a little more social.


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Feb 13, 2011
@ 12:34 am
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tumblrbot said: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My legal pad! I have to write memos to keep track of important things happening in the prison.

I may have to get new clips to hold up my papers. They keep flying away…